Getting Married
Wednesday, May 4th, 2011
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Jury Duty
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Getting Married
Jury Duty
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted
to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he
could think of but none of them worked.
On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more shot.
As the trial was about to begin he asked if he could
approach the bench.
“Your Honor,” he said, ” I must be excused from this trial
because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one
look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and
that dishonest face and I said ‘He’s a crook! He’s guilty,
guilty, guilty’ So your Honor, I could not possibly stay
on this jury!”
The judge replied, “Get back in the jury box. You are just
the kind of juror we are looking for — a good judge of
character. That man is his lawyer.”
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Getting Married
Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any
worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
