Divorce
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Didn’t do it …
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Divorce
Didn’t do it …
One day a man comes home from work to find total
mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their
pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were
empty food boxes and wrappers all around.
As he proceeded into the house, he found an even
bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled
on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a
small pile of sand by the back door. The family room
was strewn with toys and various items of clothing,
and a lamp had been knocked over. He headed up
the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife.
He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that
something had happened to her. He found her in the
bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a
book. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked,
“What happened here today?”
She again smiled and answered, “You know everyday
when you come home from work and ask me what
I did today?”
“Yes,” was his reply.
She said, “Well, today I didn’t do it!”
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Divorce
Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully,”
the divorce court judge said. “And, I have decided
to give your wife $775 a week.”
“That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said.
“And every now and then, I’ll try to send her a few
bucks myself.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
