Jury Duty
Monday, December 7th, 2009
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) They Are Taught to Be That Way
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Jury Duty
They Are Taught to Be That Way
One day in Law School, the teacher asked one of his
better students, “Now if you were to give someone an
orange, how would you go about it?”
The student replied, “Here’s an orange.”
The teacher was livid.
“No! No! You are supposed to be learning to think like
a lawyer!” the teacher instructed.
The student thought for a few moments and then made
his teacher proud.
“Okay, I’d tell him, ‘I hereby give and convey to you all
and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title,
claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with
all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and
advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and
otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with
and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything
herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds,
instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever
to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding …”
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Jury Duty
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted
to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he
could think of but none of them worked.
On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more shot.
As the trial was about to begin he asked if he could
approach the bench.
“Your Honor,” he said, ” I must be excused from this trial
because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one
look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and
that dishonest face and I said ‘He’s a crook! He’s guilty,
guilty, guilty’ So your Honor, I could not possibly stay
on this jury!”
The judge replied, “Get back in the jury box. You are just
the kind of juror we are looking for — a good judge of
character. That man is his lawyer.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
