Vegetative State
Friday, April 8th, 2011
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Multiple Break-ins
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Vegetative State
Multiple Break-ins
“You admit having broken into the dress shop
four times?” asked the judge.
“Yes,” answered the suspect.
“And what did you steal?”
“A dress, Your Honor,” replied the subject.
“One dress?” echoed the judge. “But you admit
breaking in four times!”
“Yes, Your Honor,” sighed the suspect. “The first
three times, my wife didn’t like the color.”
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Vegetative State
A man and his wife are sitting in the living room
watching a drama about a man who lost
consciousness and went into a coma.
He says to her “Just so you know, I never want
to live in a vegetative state dependent on some
machine. If that ever happens to me,
just pull the plug.”
His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
