Too Good to be True
Tuesday, March 20th, 2012
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) A Political Corruption Trial
2) Too Good to be True
A Political Corruption Trial
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting
attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed,
“that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise
this case?”
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t
heard the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to
compromise this case?” the attorney repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer
the question.”
“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking
to you.”
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Too Good to be True
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid
of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
sign on it saying: “Free. You want it, you take it.”
For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too untrusting
of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the sign to read:
“Fridge for sale $50.”
The next day someone stole it.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
