The Old Pastor
Thursday, August 14th, 2008
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Old Pastor
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) What Sound …
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The Old Pastor
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An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS
agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room.
As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands
and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.
The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled,
and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.
Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered
that the old man would ask them to be with him during his
final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor
had never given any indication that he particularly liked either
one of them.
Finally, the lawyer asked, “Pastor, why did you ask the
two of us to come here?”
The old pastor mustered all his strength, then said weakly,
“Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I want to go.”
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What Sound …
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A group of young children were sitting in a circle with
their teacher. She was going around in turn asking
them all questions.
“Davey, what sound does a cow make?”
Davey replied, “It goes ‘moo’.”
“Alice, what sound does a cat make?”
Alice said, “It goes ‘meow’.”
“Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?”
Jamie said, “It goes ‘baaa’.”
“Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?”
Jennifer paused, and said, “Uhh… it goes… ‘click’.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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