Split Luggage
Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Just before Christmas
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Split Luggage
Just before Christmas
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous
lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a
very posh hotel.
Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill
lying on the floor.
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Split Luggage
A student was flying home to London from Edinburgh.
At the check-in, he said to the operator, “Now I want
you to send my black case to London and my blue case
to Amsterdam.”
The check-in operator replied, “I’m sorry sir, we can’t
do that!”
“Oh really,” said the student, “that’s what you did the
last time I flew with you!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
