Healthy Cookies
Friday, February 22nd, 2008
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Healthy Cookies
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Beautiful
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Healthy Cookies
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A wife sent her husband and their daughter to the health
food store with a carefully prepared shopping list.
They returned with brussel sprouts, organically grown
tomatoes, wild rice, tofu, veggie burgers and a box of
sugar cookies.
The man noticed his wife’s glare when she pulled out
the cookies. So he said, “Hey, those cookies have
one-third less sugar and fat than usual!”
“Really? Why is that?” the mother asked.
“We ate a third of them on the way home,” he replied.
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Beautiful
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently
rubbed cold cream on her face.
“Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, mommy?”
he asked.
“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with
a tissue.
“What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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