The Rescue Team
Monday, August 16th, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Rescue Team
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Little Johnny and his Teacher
The Rescue Team
Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures
of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the
slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a
sheet of snow came crashing toward him.
Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just
before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches
with him and was able to light a fire.
Hours later, when everyone but Mr. Jacobson had returned,
a rescue team was sent to search for him.
After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave
and went to investigate.
Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled,
“Mr. Jacobson, are you there? It’s the Red Cross.”
Bristling, the harried executive called back,
“Get lost. I gave at the office!”
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Little Johnny and his Teacher
The teacher wrote on the blackboard:
“I ain’t had no fun in months,” then she asked the class,
“How should I correct this sentence?”
Little Johnny raised his had and replied,
“Get yourself a new boyfriend.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
