What $2 Can Buy?
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) What $2 Can Buy?
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Who broke down the walls of Jericho?
What $2 Can Buy?
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny:
Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to
spend them, what would you buy?”
“A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation.
“Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do
with that?”
“Well,” said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s
sure worth two dollars. With Tampax, it says on TV,
you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also
go skating, any time you want to.”
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Who broke down the walls of Jericho?
The visiting Bible school supervisor asks Little Johnny during
Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?”
Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!”
The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny’s lack of basic Bible
knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole
incident.
The principal replies, “I know Little Johnny as well as his
whole family very well and can vouch for them; if Little Johnny
said that he did not do it, then I, as principal is satisfied that
it is the truth.”
Even more appalled, the inspector goes to the regional
Head of Education and relates the whole story…
After listening he replies:
“I can’t see why you are making such a big issue
out of this; just get three quotes and fix the darn wall!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
