Wandering Around the Campus of a College
Monday, January 23rd, 2012
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Wandering Around the Campus of a College
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Hammer Fall
Wandering Around the Campus of a College
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college
looking for the library.
He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me,
young man. Would you be good enough and tell me
where the library is at?”
The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone,
replied, “I’m sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught
never to end a sentence with a preposition!”
The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone
replied, “I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase
my question. Would you be good enough to tell me
where the library is at, dummy?”
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Hammer Fall
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily.
His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb
with a hammer,” said Johnny through his tears.
“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother.
“I know you’re upset, but a big boy like you
shouldn’t cry at something like that.
Why didn’t you just laugh?”
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
