A Couple of Young Boys
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Refill
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Couple of Young Boys
Refill
This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks
the waitress: “How much is the coffee?”
“Coffee is three dollars,” the waitress said.
“How much is a refill?” the man asked.
“Free,” said the waitress.
“Then I’ll take a refill.”
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A Couple of Young Boys
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond
off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden
jumped out of the bushes.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and
started running through the woods.
The Game Warden was hot on his heels.
After about a half mile, the young man stopped and
stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his
breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.
“Let’s see your fishin’ license, boy!” the Warden gasped.
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the
Game Warden a valid fishing license.
“Well, son,” said the Game Warden. “You must be about
as dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from
me if you have a valid license!”
“Yes, sir,” replied the young guy. “But my friend back
there, well, … he doesn’t have one.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
