On a Deserted Island
Monday, February 6th, 2012
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) On a Deserted Island
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Old Mom
On a Deserted Island
A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years.
One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself,
“It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks,
“It’s not a boat.” The speck gets even closer and he thinks,
“It’s not a raft.”
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman,
wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy
and says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years!”, he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her
left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says,
“Man, oh man! Is that good!”
Then she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had
a drink of whiskey?”
He replies, “Ten years!”
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her
right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic!”
Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs
down the front of her wet suit and she says to him,
“And how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?”
And the man replies, “Wow! Don’t tell me that you’ve got
golf clubs in there!”
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Old Mom
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman
has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the
newest member of their family. When they ask to see
the baby, the 65 year old mother says, “Not yet.”
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the
mother says, “Not yet.”
Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?”
And the mother says, “When the baby cries.”
So they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”
The new mother says, “I forgot where I put it.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
