The Minister, The Priest And A Rabbi
Monday, January 25th, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Minister, The Priest And A Rabbi
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Mommy Test
The Minister, The Priest And A Rabbi
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day.
It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when
they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded,
they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries
while enjoying their “freedom.” As they were crossing an
open area, who should come along but a group of ladies
from town.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the
priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face
while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left, and the men got their clothes back
on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he
covered his face rather than his privates.
The rabbi replied, “I don’t know about you, but in my
congregation, it’s my face they would recognize.”
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The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter.
She picked up something off the ground and started
to put it in her mouth.
I asked her not to do that.
“Why?”
“Because it’s been laying outside and is dirty and probably
has germs.”
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and
asked, “Wow! How do you know all this stuff?”
“Uh,” I was thinking quickly, “…everyone knows this stuff.
Um, it’s on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they
don’t let you be a Mommy.”
“Oh.”
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information.
“I get it!” she beamed. “Then if you flunk, you have to be
the Daddy…”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
