Mark 17
Friday, October 14th, 2011
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Jesus and Moses
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Mark 17
Jesus and Moses
A burglar got into a house one holiday night. Shining his
flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say,
“Jesus is watching you.”
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept
looking for valuables.
He heard again, “Jesus is watching you.”
This time he shined his light all over, and it rested on
a parrot.
He asked, “Did you say that?”
The parrot admitted that he had. “I’m just trying to warn
you, that’s all.”
The burglar sad, “Warn me, huh? A parrot? Who are you?
What’s your name?”
“Moses.”
“Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot
Moses?”
The bird answered, “I don’t know; I guess the same folks
who would name a Rottweiler Jesus …”
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Mark 17
A minister told his congregation,
“Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help
you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon,
the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know
how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said,
“Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with
my sermon on the sin of lying.”
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