Two Kids Are Talking
Wednesday, February 1st, 2012
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Payback
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Two Kids Are Talking
Payback
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers
burst in. While several of the robbers take the money
from the tellers, others line the customers, including
the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take
their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is going on, accountant number one jams
something in accountant number two’s hand.
Without looking down, accountant number two whispers,
“What is this?”
Accountant number one replies, “It’s that $50 I owe you.”
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Two Kids Are Talking
Two kids are talking to each other.
One says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours
a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom
spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m
worried sick!”
The other kid says, “What have you got to worry about?
Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
The first kid says, “What if they try to escape?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
