How to Get into Heaven
Tuesday, January 24th, 2012
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Drunken Mixup
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) How to Get into Heaven
Drunken Mixup
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he
mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in
the car.
The bartender, concerned because it was so cold,
went to check on her.
When he looked inside the car, he saw a man kissing
drunk’s girlfriend.
The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good
idea to check on his girlfriend.
The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw the spectacle,
then walked back into the bar laughing.
“What’s so funny?” the bartender asked.
“That dumb Pete!” the drunk chortled, “He’s so drunk,
he thinks he’s me!”
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How to Get into Heaven
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into
mischief, finally asked him
“How do you expect to get into Heaven?”
The boy thought it over and said,
“Well, I’ll run in and out, and in and out, and keep slamming
the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan,
come in or stay out!”’
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
