Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Check it OUT!
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Sunday School

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Check it OUT!
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The neighbor’s kid started to work at a local burger joint on a
Saturday and therefore received his first paycheck that Saturday
night, just so he would not be out of sync with the other workers.

“Wow, look at this!” he shouted, waving his paycheck around
for everybody in the family to see.

“Ninety-seven fifty-six! And for just one day! I’m gonna be wealthy.”

“Lemme see that,” said he dad. “Son … that’s the CHECK NUMBER!”

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The Sunday School
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Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had
learned in Sunday school.

“Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind
enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of
Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build
a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent
bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were
saved.”

“Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?”
his mother asked.

“Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did,
you’d never believe it!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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