Swallowing a Coin
Tuesday, March 13th, 2012
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) Swallowing a Coin
2) Heaven or Hell?
Swallowing a Coin
The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat,
and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help.
A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him
with a few strong strokes on the back, and so he coughed
the coin out.
“I don’t know how to thank you, doc…”, his mother started.
“I’m not a doctor”, the man replied, “I’m from the IRS…”
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Heaven or Hell?
Bill Gates dies and is up at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter: Well, you’ve got a choice. Have a look around
here. Pop down to Hell and see what Satan has to offer.
Check us out, and then let me know your decision.
Bill has a look around Heaven. Lots of somber people
singing hymns, praising the Lord. He goes down to Hell.
There are beautiful beaches, lots of sun, sand, attractive
women. Long cool drinks that never get you drunk.
He loves it. He goes back to St. Peter.
Gates: Look, I know you’re really doing good things here,
but Hell seems more with it. More my kind of scene,
you know what I mean? No hard feelings, but I pick Hell.
St. Peter: No worries. You’ve got it.
Bill finds himself back in Hell, neck deep in fire and
brimstone, suffering eternal torment. He can’t figure it out.
Gates: Hey! St. Peter! Where are the beautiful girls and
long beaches and cool drinks?
St. Peter: Sorry if you got confused, that was just the
demo version …
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
