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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Kids …
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Writing Home
Kids …
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take
comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence
did not extend to God’s kids.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and
Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: “Don’t.”
“Don’t what?” Adam asked.
“Don’t eat the Forbidden Fruit,” God replied.
“Forbidden Fruit? We got a Forbidden Fruit? Hey, Eve…
we got a Forbidden Fruit!”
“No way! Where?”
“Don’t eat that fruit!” said God.
“Why?”
“Because I am your Creator and I said so!” said God,
wondering why he hadn’t stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break
and was angry.
“Didn’t I tell you not to eat that fruit?” the ‘First Parent’ asked.
“Uh huh,” Adam replied.
“Then why did you?”
“I dunno,” Eve answered.
“She started it!” Adam said.
“Did not!”
“DID so!”
“DID NOT!”
Having had it with the two of them, God’s punishment was
that Adam and Eve should have children of their own…
thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed.
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Writing Home
One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor
about her son, a college student at the University of Illinois.
“Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from
him we have to go to the dictionary.”
“You’re lucky,” the neighbor said. “Every time we get a
letter from our son in college, we have to go to the bank!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
