Working With the FBI
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Working With the FBI
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Car Privileges
Working With the FBI
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
“Hello?”
“Hello, is this the FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor Peter Thibodeaux!
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s
house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
but find nothing.
They swear at Thibodeaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodeaux’s house.
“Hey, Peter! Did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep”
“Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden
plowed.”
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Car Privileges
The mother and father had just given their teenage
daughter family-car privileges.
On Saturday night she returned home very late
from a party…
The next morning her father went out to the driveway
to get the newspaper and came back into the house
frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into
the kitchen, and her father asked her,
“Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?”
“Not too late, dad.” she replied nervously.
Dead-panned, her father said, “Then, my precious one,
I’ll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my
paper under the front tire of the car.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
