The Mailbox
Thursday, September 8th, 2011
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Mailbox
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Rolls-Royce
The Mailbox
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive
female neighbour came out of the house and went straight
to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back
in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the
mailbox and again, opened it, slammed it shut again.
Angrily, she went back into the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she
came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and
then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,
“Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid
computer keeps saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL.’”
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A Rolls-Royce
A gentleman walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow
$200 for six weeks.
The manager asks him what kind of collateral he has.
The man answers, “I’ve got a Rolls-Royce. Keep it until the
loan is paid off. Here are the keys.”
Six months later the man comes into the bank, pays back
the $200 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possesion
of his car.
“Sir,” says the manager, “if I may ask, why would a man
who owns a Rolls-Royce need to borrow $200?”
“I had to go to Europe for six months, and where else
could I store a Rolls-Royce for that long for only $10?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
