Government Employee
Tuesday, September 27th, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) No Ears
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Government Employee
No Ears
Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately,
the baby was born without ears.
When the mother and new baby came home from the
hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad mentioned that if he so much as hinted anything
about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears
he would get the spanking of his life.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said,
“What a beautiful baby.”
The new mother said, “Thank you, Little Johnny.”
Johnny said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.”
“Can he see?” asked Little Johnny.
“Yes”, the mother replied, “we are so thankful; the doctor
said he will have 20/20 vision.”
“That’s great”, said Little Johnny, “cuz he’d be in trouble
if he needed glasses!”
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Government Employee
State Government Employee sits in his office and out of
boredom, decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet.
He pokes through the contents and comes across an
old brass lamp.
“This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides and
takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie
appears and grants him three wishes.
“I wish for a beautiful castle right now!”
Shazaaam! He has a beautiful castle.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second
wish. “I wish to be on an island with beautiful women.”
Shazaam! He is on an island surrounded by gorgeous
women.
He tells the genie his third and last wish: “I wish I’d never
have to work ever again.”
Shazaam! He’s back in his government office…
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
