An Immigrant from Poland
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Politician’s Haircut
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) An Immigrant from Poland
Politician’s Haircut
Before getting a haircut a politician asked his stylist,
“How long will this take, how much will it cost, and
how good will this look?”
The stylist replied, “Just ten minutes, cost $20, and
look marvelous.”
An hour and fifteen minutes later, the politician looked
into the mirror in horror and the stylist handed him a
bill for $200.
The politician gasped, “You took too long, it doesn’t
look that great, and it’s costing me ten times more
than you said!”
The stylist replied, “That makes us even.”
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An Immigrant from Poland
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York
City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was
planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he
asked, “How sure are you that she is gonna kill you?
Did she threaten to kill you?”
“No,” replied the nervous immigrant.
“Did you hear her tell someone else that she’s gonna kill you?”
“No.”
“Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?”
“No.”
“Then why did you think she’s gonna kill you?” asked the
exasperated police officer.
“Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna
poison me!” He handed the police officer the suspect bottle.
The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle
and started to laugh out loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said,
“What’s so funny? Can’t you see the label on bottle said
‘Polish Remover’?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
