The Meat Market
Monday, March 8th, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Good Samaritan & the Drunk
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Meat Market
The Good Samaritan & the Drunk
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he
came upon this drunk on the sidewalk.
Wanting to help, he asked the drunk “do you live here?”
“Yep”.
“Would you like me to help you upstairs?”
“Yep”.
When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked
“Is this your floor?”
“Yep”.
Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn’t
want to face the man’s irate and tired wife because she may
think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened
the first door he came to and shoved him through it then went
back downstairs.
However, when he went back outside, there was another drunk.
So he asked that drunk “Do you live here?”
“Yep”.
“Would you like me to help you upstairs?”
“Yep”.
So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk.
Then went back downstairs where, to his surprise,
there was another drunk.
So he started over to him. But before he got to him, the drunk
staggered over to a policeman and cried “Please officer,
protect me from this man.”
“He’s been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs
and throwing me down the elevator shaft!”
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The Meat Market
A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for
dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around.
The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the
market specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between
the costs of brain meats. A carpenter’s brain sells for $1.50 per
pound. A plumber’s brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed
with alarm that a politician’s brain sells for $375 a pound.
With not a little curiosity he asked the owner why the huge
difference in price between the similar meats.
The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face,
“Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound
of brains?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
