An Immigrant from Poland
Monday, December 12th, 2011
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) An Immigrant from Poland
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Happy Groom
An Immigrant from Poland
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York
City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was
planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he
asked, “How sure are you that she is gonna kill you?
Did she threaten to kill you?”
“No,” replied the nervous immigrant.
“Did you hear her tell someone else that she’s gonna kill you?”
“No.”
“Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?”
“No.”
“Then why did you think she’s gonna kill you?” asked the
exasperated police officer.
“Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna
poison me!” He handed the police officer the suspect bottle.
The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle
and started to laugh out loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said,
“What’s so funny? Can’t you see the label on bottle said
‘Polish Remover’?”
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The Happy Groom
“Congratulations, my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure
you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day
of your life.”
“But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his
nephew.
“I know,” replied the uncle. “That’s exactly what I mean.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
