Messy Husband
Monday, April 9th, 2012
Welcome to Monday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) Messy Husband
2) Forgotten Son
Messy Husband
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know
what to do. My husband is such a mess maker
that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything
in its place, I am always going around the house
organizing things.”
The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first
week after we were married I told my husband
firmly,
‘Every glass and plate that you take, wash when
you are done and put back in its place.’”
The first woman asked, “Did it help?”
Her friend said, “I don’t know. I haven’t seen him since then.”
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Forgotten Son
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105,
suddenly stopped going to synagogue.
Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many
years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.
He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked,
“How come after all these years we don’t see you at
services anymore?”
The old man lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you, Rabbi,”
he whispered. “When I got to be 90, I expected
God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95,
then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very
busy and must have forgotten about me, and I don’t
want to remind Him!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
