Bidding Higher
Monday, November 21st, 2011
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Bidding Higher
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Disappointment
Bidding Higher
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid
on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught
up in the bidding.
He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid
higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won
the bid – the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer,
“I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid
this much for it, only to find out that he can’t talk!”
“Don’t worry.” said the Auctioneer, “He can talk.
Who do you think kept bidding against you?”
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Disappointment
A handsome, unmarried boss called his secretary into his
office one Friday afternoon.
“Miss Burden,” he said, “what are you doing on Sunday night?”
“Nothing, sir,” she answered, moving a little closer to him.
“Nothing at all.”
“Then try to be at the office a little earlier on Monday.
We’ve got plenty to do in the morning,” said the boss.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
