Denounce the Devil!
Wednesday, July 28th, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Denounce the Devil!
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Bidding Higher
Denounce the Devil!
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey
into night.
Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the devil!
Let him know how little you think of his evil!”
The dying man said nothing so the priest repeated his order.
Still the dying man said nothing.
The priest asked, “Why do you refuse to denounce the
devil and his evil?”
The dying man said, “Until I know where I’m heading …
I don’t think I ought to aggravate anybody.”
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Bidding Higher
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid
on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught
up in the bidding.
He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid
higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won
the bid – the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer,
“I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid
this much for it, only to find out that he can’t talk!”
“Don’t worry.” said the Auctioneer, “He can talk.
Who do you think kept bidding against you?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
