No Tapping
Monday, September 19th, 2011
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Parrot
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) No Tapping
The Parrot
As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to
find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off,
the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers
on the plane.
The guy asks the flight attendant for a coffee and the parrot
squawks: “And get ME a coke…NOW!”
The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot’s attitude, brings
back a coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee
for the guy.
As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and
screams:
“Get me another coke or I’ll really create a scene!”
Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another
coke, but still no coffee…
Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the
parrot’s approach.
“I’ve asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now,
or I’ll create a scene that will make HIS look like a
Victorian tea party!”
The next moment, both the guy and the parrot are grabbed
and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly security
guards.
Hurtling towards earth, the parrot turns to him and says:
“You’re pretty cheeky for a guy who can’t fly!”
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No Tapping
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask
him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the
car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped
centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the
driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that
a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Its okay, that’s not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving
a funeral van for the last 25 years…
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
