Useless Investigation
Monday, July 12th, 2010
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Useless Investigation
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Traffic Light
Useless Investigation
The authorities at the docks in a Scottish town were
worried about the number of things that had been
stolen recently.
So they decided to ask the police to try and catch the
thieves.
One policeman near the entrance had to search every
worker going in and out of the docks.
One man kept passing with a wheelbarrow full of straw.
The policeman searched him thoroughly every time but
found nothing. Yet he was sure that this man was
stealing something.
Weeks later, when the police investigation was over,
the policeman met the worker in a pub.
“Listen,” said the policeman, “I can’t arrest you now,
because the investigation is over. But I’m sure you
were stealing something. What was it?”
“Wheelbarrows,” said the man.
Get a BREAK now and let us present
TODAY’s OPPORTUNITY
brought to you by Ezine Classified Ads
Learn the secrets of how to profit from foreclosures using a
tested system and pick up one or more of the recent 93,777
repossessed US properties in May 2010. Find a bargain
and make real money on the backend. Now is the time to
profit from the second wave of US foreclosures. Watch this
FREE video for more details: http://budurl.com/ezcl
Traffic Light
A woman driving in Brooklyn stopped her car for a red light.
However, when the light turned green again, she just stayed
right where she was.
When the light had changed several times and she still
hadn’t moved, the traffic policeman finally went over to
her and inquired politely,
“What’s the matter, lady, ain’t we got no colors you like?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
