Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Car Thieves
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Beloved Rock Garden

A drunk phoned the local police department to report
that thieves had been in his car.

“They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start,
the phone rang a second time, and the same voice
came over the line.

“Never mind,” the drunk said with a hiccup. “I got in
the back seat by mistake.”

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The telephone rang in the fire station office.

The duty fireman picked up the receiver.

“Is this the fire station?” asked a timid voice.

“Yes, that’s right,” replied the fireman eagerly.

“Well,” continued the voice, “I’ve just had a new rock
garden built, and I’ve put in some new plants.”

“WHERE’S THE FIRE?” yelled the fireman.

“Some of these new plants are very expensive, you know,
and …”

“Look here,” said the fireman, “you want the flower shop.”

“No, I don’t,” said the voice, “you see, my neighbour’s
house is on fire and I don’t want your firemen to trample
all over my rock garden when you come here.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.