The Pope Drives
Thursday, September 22nd, 2011
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) White Hairs
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Pope Drives
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White Hairs
One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother
do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
Curious, the little girl looked at her mother and asked,
“Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time you do something
wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this for a while and then asked,
“Mom, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?”
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The Pope Drives
After getting all of Pope’s luggage loaded into the limo
(and he doesn’t travel light), the driver noticed that the
Pope was still standing on the curb.
“Excuse me, Your Eminence,” said the driver, “Would you
please take your seat so we can leave?”
“Well, to tell you the truth,” said the Pope, “they never let
me drive at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.”
“I’m sorry but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job!
And what if something should happen?” protested the driver.
“There might be something extra in it for you,” said the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver got in the back as the Pope climbed in
behind the wheel. The driver quickly regretted his decision
when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff accelerated
to over 90 mph to see what the limo could do.
“Please slow down, Your Holiness!” pleaded the worried
driver, but the Pope kept the pedal to the metal.
Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the police patrol
in his side mirror, so he pulled over.
The cop approached the limo, peered in through the windows,
then said, “Just a moment please, I need to call in.
He called in and explained to the chief that he had a very
important person pulled over for speeding.
“How do I handle this, chief?” asked the trooper.
“Is it the Governor?” questioned the chief.
“No! This guy is even more important!”
“Is it the President?” asked the chief.
“No! Even more important!”
“Well, who the heck is it?” screamed the chief.
“I don’t know, sir,” replied the trooper, “but he’s got the
Pope as his chauffeur.
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