Waiting at the Bus Stop
Thursday, March 8th, 2012
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Missing Husband
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Waiting at the Bus Stop
Missing Husband
A wife went to the police station with her next-door
neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes,
dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is
5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean
to your children.”
The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”
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Waiting at the Bus Stop
A person was visiting Washington, DC, for the first time.
Unable to locate the Capitol building, the person asked
a police officer for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how
do I get to the Capitol building?”
The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the
number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.”
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same
area and, sure enough, the person is still waiting at the
same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me,
but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here
for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago!
Why are you still waiting?”
The person replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be
long now. The 45th bus just went by!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
