Penguins
Friday, June 19th, 2009
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Penguins
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Contacts
Penguins
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup
truck full of penguins.
He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around
with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo
immediately.”
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around
with the truck full of penguins, and they’re all wearing
sun glasses.
He pulls the guy over and demands:
“I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo
yesterday?”
The guy replies:
“I did … today I’m taking them to the beach!”
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Contacts
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says “Lady, it says here that you should be
wearing glasses.”
The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know!
You’re getting a ticket!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
