Useless Investigation
Monday, November 14th, 2011
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Escape Artist
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Useless Investigation
The Escape Artist
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.
After recapturing the kangaroo, the zookeeper put up a
ten-foot fence. Again the kangaroo was out the next
morning, roaming around the zoo. So the fence was
extended to twenty feet. But again the kangaroo was
out the next morning.
Frustrated zoo officials built a fence forty feet high.
A camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How much higher do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet I guess …
unless somebody starts locking the gate!”
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Useless Investigation
The authorities at the docks in a Scottish town were
worried about the number of things that had been
stolen recently.
So they decided to ask the police to try and catch the
thieves.
One policeman near the entrance had to search every
worker going in and out of the docks.
One man kept passing with a wheelbarrow full of straw.
The policeman searched him thoroughly every time but
found nothing. Yet he was sure that this man was
stealing something.
Weeks later, when the police investigation was over,
the policeman met the worker in a pub.
“Listen,” said the policeman, “I can’t arrest you now,
because the investigation is over. But I’m sure you
were stealing something. What was it?”
“Wheelbarrows,” said the man.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
