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Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Getting Married
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Free Haircuts


Getting Married

Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy : It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any
worries or troubles.

Girl : Well that is because we aren’t married yet.


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Free Haircuts

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.

When the priest tried to pay for the haircut,
but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.”

The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles
at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut,
and again the barber refused to accept his money.

“You protect the public,” he said.

The next morning the barber found a dozen
doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the
barber refused payment, saying, “you serve justice.”

The next morning, the barber found a dozen lawyers
standing in line, waiting for a free haircut.


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