Walking the Brick
Wednesday, June 16th, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Walking the Brick
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Doorbell
Walking the Brick
A policeman on duty saw a man with a brick on a leash.
Being the man that he was, he went over and said,
“Nice dog you’ve got there.”
The man replied, “It’s not a dog, it’s a brick, dummy!”
The policeman said “I’m really sorry for wasting your time”
feeling embarrassed and strolled away quickly.
When the policeman was out of sight the man bent down
and whispered to the brick:
“Got him there, didn’t we, Rover?”
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Doorbell
A man is walking down the street one day when he notices
a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house
across the street. However, the boy is very small and
the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the man
moves closer to the boy’s position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the
little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s
shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles
benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?”
The boy replies, “Now we run!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
