Free Haircuts
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Getting Married
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Free Haircuts
Getting Married
Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any
worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
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Free Haircuts
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.
When the priest tried to pay for the haircut,
but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.”
The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles
at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut,
and again the barber refused to accept his money.
“You protect the public,” he said.
The next morning the barber found a dozen
doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the
barber refused payment, saying, “you serve justice.”
The next morning, the barber found a dozen lawyers
standing in line, waiting for a free haircut.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
