Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Sleeping Rough
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) 55

A police chief, a fire chief and a city attorney were traveling
together by car to a municipal management conference in
a distant city. Their car broke down in a rural area, and they
were forced to seek shelter for the night at a nearby
farmhouse.

The farmer welcomed them in but cautioned them that
there were only two spare beds, and that one of them
would have to sleep in the barn with the farm animals.

After a short conference, the police chief agreed to take
the barn.

Shortly after retiring, a knock was heard on the door
of the farmhouse. The party inside answered to find the
police chief standing there, complaining that he could not
sleep. There were pigs in the barn, he said, and he was
reminded of the days when everyone called him a pig.

The fire chief then volunteered to exchange with the
police chief.

A short time later, another knock was heard at the door.
The fire chief complained that the cows in the barn
reminded him of Mrs. O’Leary’s cow that started the
Chicago fire, and that every time he started to go to sleep,
he started to have a fireman’s worst nightmare,
that of burning to death.

The city attorney, in desperation for sleep, then agreed
to sleep in the barn.

This seemed like a good idea until a few minutes later,
when another knock was heard at the door. When the
occupants answered the door, there stood the very
indignant cows and pigs…

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Policeman:

“When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to
myself, ‘fifty-five at least.’”

Woman driver:

“Well, you are a long way off! It’s this hat that makes me
look so old!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.