Too Many Instructions
Monday, October 31st, 2011
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Too Many Instructions
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Walking the Brick
Too Many Instructions
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter.
Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them. TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be
CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking!
NEVER! Turn them. HURRY UP! Are you CRAZY? Have you
LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you
always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him.
“What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t
know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied,
“I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m
driving.”
Get a BREAK now and let us present
TODAY’s OPPORTUNITY
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Walking the Brick
A policeman on duty saw a man with a brick on a leash.
Being the man that he was, he went over and said,
“Nice dog you’ve got there.”
The man replied, “It’s not a dog, it’s a brick, dummy!”
The policeman said “I’m really sorry for wasting your time”
feeling embarrassed and strolled away quickly.
When the policeman was out of sight the man bent down
and whispered to the brick:
“Got him there, didn’t we, Rover?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
