Traffic Light
Friday, November 11th, 2011
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Traffic Light
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Perfect Woman
Traffic Light
A woman driving in Brooklyn stopped her car for a red light.
However, when the light turned green again, she just stayed
right where she was.
When the light had changed several times and she still
hadn’t moved, the traffic policeman finally went over to
her and inquired politely,
“What’s the matter, lady, ain’t we got no colors you like?”
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The Perfect Woman
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her
to marry him.
He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he
wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he’ll bring
the girl over with two other women and see if his mother
can guess which is the one he wants to marry.
His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother’s house with three
beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch,
and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting
to know each other.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother,
‘OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?’
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies,
‘The one in the middle.’
The young man is astounded. ‘How in the world did you
figure it out?’
‘Easy,’ she says. ‘I don’t like her.’
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
