Denounce the Devil
Tuesday, November 29th, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Patience
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Denounce the Devil!
Patience
A young woman really thought she’d been very patient,
through a long period of dating with no talk of marriage.
One night her steady boyfriend took her out to a
Chinese restaurant. As he looked over the menu,
he casually asked her, “So… how do you want
your rice? Plain or fried?”
Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu
at him and replied…. “Thrown.”
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Denounce the Devil!
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey
into night.
Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the devil!
Let him know how little you think of his evil!”
The dying man said nothing so the priest repeated his order.
Still the dying man said nothing.
The priest asked, “Why do you refuse to denounce the
devil and his evil?”
The dying man said, “Until I know where I’m heading …
I don’t think I ought to aggravate anybody.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
