Undergraduate
Thursday, June 19th, 2008
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Undergraduate
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Excellent Poem
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Undergraduate
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One day, a very attractive undergraduate visited the
professor’s office. The under graduate pulled the chair
closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped
his knee “accidentally”, etc.
Finally, the undergraduate said, “Professor, I really need
to pass your course. It is extremely important to me. It is
so important that I’ll do anything you suggest.”
The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention,
replied, “Anything?”
To which the undergradute cooed, “Yes, anything you say.”
After some brief reflection, the professor asked,
“What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?”
The student lied, “Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then.”
The professor then advised, “Excellent! Professor Palmer
is holding a help session for his students. Why don’t you
attend that?”
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Excellent Poem
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A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments
after class. Holding out the young man’s assignment,
the professor said, “Did you write this poem all by yourself?”
The student said, “Every word of it.”
The professor said, “Well, then, I’m glad to meet you, Mr.Poe.
I thought you were long dead.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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