The Rude Student
Thursday, May 3rd, 2012
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) Gift for my Wife
2) The Rude Student
Gift for my Wife
After being away on business, Tim thought it would
be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics
clerk. She showed him a $50 bottle.
“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with
a smaller bottle for $30.
“That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15
bottle.
“What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something
really cheap.”
The clerk handed him a mirror…
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The Rude Student
A pre-med student had to take a difficult class in physics.
One day, the teacher was discussing a particularly
complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask,
“Why do we have to learn this stuff?”
“To save lives,” the teacher responded quickly and
continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again,
“So, how does physics save lives?” he persisted.
“It keeps the ignorants out of medical school,”
replied the teacher.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
