Don’t Want to go to School
Tuesday, August 17th, 2010
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Don’t Want to go to School!
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Little Slip
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Don’t Want to go to School!
Mom goes to son’s room to wake him up.
“Okay, son, time to wake up! Time for school!”
Son, in a surly mood says, “I don’t want to go to
school!”
Mother insists, “You must, son, now come on!”
Son replies, “I don’t want to go! The kids all make
fun of me. They hit me. They throw things at me!
I don’t want to go!”
Mother says, gently, “Son, you know you have to
go to school.”
“Why do I have to go to school?”
Mother replies, “Because you’re the PRINCIPAL!”
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A Little Slip
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself
in hell. She immediately called Saint Peter and said,
“This is Sister Margaret. There’s been a terrible mistake!”
She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said that he’d
get right on it.
The next day the nun didn’t hear from Saint Peter so she
called him again. “Please set this error straight before
tomorrow,” she begged. “There’s an orgy planned for tonight,
and everyone must attend!”
“Of course, sister,” he said. “I’ll get you out of there right away.”
Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following
morning Saint Peter received another phone call from hell.
He picked up the receiver with tribulations in his heart and
started to listen.
She said, “Hey, Pete! This is Maggie. Never mind!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
