Writing a Christmas List
Monday, December 21st, 2009
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Writing a Christmas List
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Undergraduate
Writing a Christmas List
A mafioso’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to
Jesus. He first writes, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a
good boy the whole year, so I want a new…”
He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws
it away. He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again,
“Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the
year, so I want a new…” He again looks at it with disgust
and throws it away.
He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother’s room,
takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet,
and locks the door.
He takes another piece of paper and writes, “Dear baby
Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again …”
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Undergraduate
One day, a very attractive undergraduate visited the
professor’s office. The under graduate pulled the chair
closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped
his knee “accidentally”, etc.
Finally, the undergraduate said, “Professor, I really need
to pass your course. It is extremely important to me. It is
so important that I’ll do anything you suggest.”
The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention,
replied, “Anything?”
To which the undergradute cooed, “Yes, anything you say.”
After some brief reflection, the professor asked,
“What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?”
The student lied, “Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then.”
The professor then advised, “Excellent! Professor Palmer
is holding a help session for his students. Why don’t you
attend that?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
