I Want To Speak To My Lawyer
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Rescue
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) I Want To Speak To My Lawyer …
Rescue
There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety
except for one man.
He climbed to the top of his house with the water lapping
at his feet.
A helicopter flew over his head and hung down a rope
for him to climb, but the man was deeply religious and said,
“It’s alright! The Lord will save me!”
So the helicopter flew away. The water continued to rise
and a boat came to him but, once again, the man shouted,
“No! Go AWAY! the Lord will come and save me!”
and, once again, the boat sped off.
The water was getting dangerously deep by now so the
helicopter came back and, on cue, the man repeated,
“I don’t need saving! My Lord will come”.
Reluctantly, the helicopter left.
The rain continued to pour, the water continued to rise
and the man drowned.
At the gates of heaven, the man met St Peter. Confused,
he asked, “Peter, I have lived the life of a faithful man -
why did my Lord not rescue me?”
St. Peter replied, “For pity sake! He sent you two
helicopters and a boat!”
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I Want To Speak To My Lawyer …
A guy phones a law firm and says, “I want to speak to
my lawyer.”
The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died
last week.”
The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says,
“I want to speak to my lawyer.”
Once again the receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but your
lawyer died last week.”
The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm
and say, “I want to speak to my lawyer.”
“Excuse me sir,” the receptionist says, “but this is third time
I’ve had to tell you that your lawyer died last week.
Why do you keep calling?”
The guy replies, “Because I love hearing it!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
