The Perfect Woman
Thursday, July 8th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Perfect Woman
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Beware of Dog
The Perfect Woman
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her
to marry him.
He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he
wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he’ll bring
the girl over with two other women and see if his mother
can guess which is the one he wants to marry.
His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother’s house with three
beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch,
and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting
to know each other.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother,
‘OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?’
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies,
‘The one in the middle.’
The young man is astounded. ‘How in the world did you
figure it out?’
‘Easy,’ she says. ‘I don’t like her.’
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Beware of Dog
As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a
sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!” posted on the
glass door.
Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on
the floor beside the cash register.
“Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”
he asked the owner.
“Yep, that’s him,” came the reply.
The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly
doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world
would you post that sign?”
“Because,” the owner explained, “Before I posted that sign,
people kept tripping over him!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
