Error Messages You Don’t Want to See
Wednesday, January 25th, 2012
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Error Messages You Don’t Want to See
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Store Manager
Error Messages You Don’t Want to See
An error has occurred – could be anything really.
Three things are certain: death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?
Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please
correct the error to continue.
Access denied — nah nah na nah nah!
Out of memory – it happens to us all eventually.
Your computer has performed an illegal operation.
The police have been informed.
Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have you
a pen handy?
Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
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The Store Manager
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer,
“No, ma’am, we haven’t had any for some weeks now,
and it doesn’t look as if we’ll be getting any soon.”
Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over
to the customer who was walking out the door and said,
“That isn’t true, ma’am. Of course, we’ll have some soon.
In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago.”
Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled,
“Never, never, never say we don’t have something. If we
don’t have it, say we ordered it and it’s on its way. Now,
what was it she wanted?”
The clerk smiled and said, “Rain…”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
