After the New Year’s Eve Party
Thursday, January 5th, 2012
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) After the New Year’s Eve Party
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) New Record
After the New Year’s Eve Party
A few days after the New Year’s Eve party, a mother
was working in the kitchen listening to her young son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you
sons of guns who want off, get the heck off now,
cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of guns
who are getting on, get your behinds in the train, cause
we’re going down the tracks.”
The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
to go to your room and you are to stay there for
TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom
and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train
stopped and the mother heard her son say,
“All passengers who are disembarking from the train,
please remember to take all of your belongings with
you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon.”
She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you
just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant
and relaxing journey with us today.”
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
“For those of you who are annoyed about the
TWO HOUR delay, please see the witch in the kitchen.”
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New Record
A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the
wrong number and got a private home instead.
“Do you have ‘Blue Eyes’ and ‘A Love Supreme?’”
she asked.
“Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have
a wife and eleven children.”
“Is that a record?” she inquired, puzzled in her turn.
“I don’t think so,” replied the man, “but it’s as close as
I want to get.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
