Who Keeps the Dog?
Thursday, July 29th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Who Keeps the Dog?
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Graduate Student in Psychology
Who Keeps the Dog?
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came
upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between
10 and 12 years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned that the boys
were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What are
you doing with that dog?”
One of the boys replied, “This dog is just an old neighborhood
stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home.
So we’ve decided that whichever one of us can tell the
biggest lie will get to keep the dog.”
Of course, the Reverend was taken aback. “You boys
shouldn’t be having a contest telling lies!” he exclaimed.
He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying,
beginning, “Don’t you boys know it’s a sin to lie?” and
ending with, “When I was your age, I never told a lie.”
There was dead silence for about a minute.
The smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said,
“All right, give him the dog.”
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A Graduate Student in Psychology
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his
courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,
“Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
“No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”
By now, the entire bar is staring at them. Naturally, the guy
is completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles at him and says,
“I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate
student in psychology and I’m studying how people
respond to embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,
“What do you mean $200?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
