The First Day of College
Wednesday, February 15th, 2012
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The First Day of College
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Screaming Boy
The First Day of College
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed
the students, pointing out some of the rules.
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $25 the
first time.”
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the
second time will be fined $50. Being caught a third time
will incur a hefty fine of $100. Are there any questions?”
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
“How much for a season pass?”
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Screaming Boy
“I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you
one hundred dollars for pulling your boy’s tooth.”
“One hundred dollars! Why? I understood that you
charge only twenty dollars for such work!”
“Yes,” replied the dentist, “but this youngster yelled
so terribly that he scared four other patients out of
the office.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
