Behind the Enemy Lines
Tuesday, July 5th, 2011
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Car Privileges
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Behind the Enemy Lines
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Car Privileges
The mother and father had just given their teenage
daughter family-car privileges.
On Saturday night she returned home very late
from a party…
The next morning her father went out to the driveway
to get the newspaper and came back into the house
frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into
the kitchen, and her father asked her,
“Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?”
“Not too late, dad.” she replied nervously.
Dead-panned, her father said, “Then, my precious one,
I’ll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my
paper under the front tire of the car.”
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Behind the Enemy Lines
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had
learned in Sunday school.
“Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind
enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of
Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build
a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent
bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were
saved.”
“Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?”
his mother asked.
“Well, no, mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did,
you’d never believe it!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
