Touring Southern Florida
Monday, May 7th, 2012
Welcome to Monday’s Edition of the Jokes Journal!
In today’s issue:
1) Touring Southern Florida
2) Healthy Cookies
Touring Southern Florida
A young couple were touring southern Florida
and happened to stop at a rattlesnake farm
they discovered along the road.
After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk
with the man that handled the snakes.
“Gosh!” exclaimed the young woman.
“You certainly have a dangerous job. Don’t you
ever get bitten by the snakes?”
“Yes, on rare occasions,” answered the handler.
“Well,” she continued, “what do you do when
you’re bitten by a snake?”
“I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket,
and as soon as I am bitten, I make cut across the
fang entry and then suck the poison from the wound.”
“What, uh…what would happen if you were to
accidentally sit on a rattler?” persisted the woman.
“Ma’am,” answered the snake handler, “that will be
the day I learn who my real friends are 
”
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Healthy Cookies
A wife sent her husband and their daughter to the health
food store with a carefully prepared shopping list.
They returned with brussel sprouts, organically grown
tomatoes, wild rice, tofu, veggie burgers and a box of
sugar cookies.
The man noticed his wife’s glare when she pulled out
the cookies. So he said, “Hey, those cookies have
one-third less sugar and fat than usual!”
“Really? Why is that?” the wife asked.
“We ate a third of them on the way home,” he replied.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
