Political Options Badge: Republican - Democrat - Pissed Off

Mr. Obama Is No Longer President

Political Options Badge: Republican - Democrat - Pissed Off

One sunny day in 2017 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, ‘I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.’

The Marine looked at the man and said, ‘Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here.’

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Obama: 'Hear that? It's the sound of me siphoning your paycheck'

Obama Jogging

Obama: 'Hear that? It's the sound of me siphoning your paycheck'

Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

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