Kathy said to her friend, “I just don’t understand the attraction golf holds for men.”
“TELL me about it!” Vickie replied. “I went golfing with John one time, and he told me I asked too many questions!”
Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they shouted every score during the season. They went to 60 games a year.
They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven. (more…)
One day, a priest and a nun went golfing. The priest seemed to have an extremely foul mouth for a priest. He was first to putt.
“God damnit, I missed!” exclaimed the priest.
This upset the nun. She replied, “If you say that two more times, God will send a bolt of lightning down from the sky at you!”
A stranger walks up to a golfer and whispers, “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?”
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, “OK.” And sinks the putt.