Wife: I was a fool when I married you. Husband: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.

Husband Wants a Divorce

Wife: I was a fool when I married you. Husband: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.

A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.”

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

He then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are.”

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

“I want the house,” he insists, pressing his luck.

Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, “I want the car, too,” but she just drives faster and faster. By now she’s up to ninety mph.

“All right,” he says, “I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too.”

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, “Isn’t there anything you want?”

The wife says, “No, I’ve got everything I need.”

“Oh, really,” he says, “so what have you got?”

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, “The airbag.”

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Handsome, Sexy and Irresistible to Women

A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, “Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?”

Totally flattered, he replied, “No, dear they haven’t.”

At that point she yelled, “Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?”

A Miraculous and Powerful Husband

Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife – When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby – You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife – Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

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