Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke.
One blonde opened the can, and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friend’s glass. (more…)
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day.
He couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. (more…)