An Accountant Dies

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Talking About Work
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) An Accountant Dies …


Talking About Work


Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked,
“Say, why did the foreman fire you?”

Replied the second, “Well, you know how a foreman is
always standing around and watching others do the work.
My foreman got jealous because people started thinking
I was the foreman.”

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An accountant dies …

An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the
Pearly Gates and sees a happy crowd all waving banners
and chanting his name.

After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and
says, “I’m sorry I wasn’t here to greet you personally.
God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable
man as yourself.”

The accountant is perplexed. “I’ve tried to lead a good
life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome,”
he tells St. Peter.

“It’s the least we can do for someone as special as you
are. Imagine, living to the age of 123 and still looking
so young,” says St. Peter.

The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, “123 years old? I don’t know what you mean. I’m only 40.”

St. Peter replies,

“But that can’t be right – we’ve seen your time sheets!”

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Payback

Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.

While this is going on, accountant number one jams something in accountant number two’s hand.

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